Michael Myers slaying in a whole different way is the ‘Halloween’ reboot we didn’t know we needed

When you think of horror villains that scare you and have a bit of attitude, Michael Myers probably doesn’t spring to mind right away. But a viral TikTok video might just change how you see this classic Halloween character.

And trust me, I’m not throwing around the word “baddie” lightly! In this video, Myers looks more fabulous than ever, and it’s been making people laugh all over TikTok and X (formerly Twitter). The clip features a woman who just left a strip club, casually walking to her car in a quiet parking garage, totally unaware that Myers is lurking behind her while she’s chatting on the phone.

While this scenario would be terrifying in a movie, in this context, it’s actually pretty hilarious and delightfully over-the-top. As the woman senses she’s being watched, Myers surprises her by giving her a little kick with his tall, black boot, causing her to fall in shock. Yep, it’s that time of year when spooky antics are in full swing!

On the ground, she humorously yells, “Taste my stripper heel!” as she kicks at Myers’ boot. This moment is so dramatic it almost feels like a scene from a famous painting! The fun doesn’t stop there—after the initial scare, the woman compliments Myers on his stylish boots and his fabulous walk, as if he’s strutting down a runway.

Honestly, you have to see it to believe it! Watching Myers stomp around the parking garage is everything I’ve ever wanted from the Halloween movies. Forget him chasing Jamie Lee Curtis’ character Laurie Strode; seeing Myers in these big black boots, which look like something Patrick Star might wear, is a sight to behold.

The response to this iconic video has been overwhelmingly positive, with many people on X saying, “Michael came to slay!” Some even joked that if Myers doesn’t wear boots in the next Halloween movie, they might not bother watching. At this point, another installment in the series seems inevitable, right?

Seeing a legendary horror character like Myers in this stylish get-up is almost too much to process. I mean, could you imagine Jason Voorhees in these boots? But there’s something undeniably appealing about Myers’ blue jumpsuit paired with those fierce black boots. He’s definitely marching to the beat of his own drum, and honestly, he deserves his own reality show on Bravo or Logo. Sorry, RuPaul, but it looks like Michael’s ready for the spotlight too!

Until that fabulous catwalking series becomes a reality, we can enjoy more videos of him strutting his stuff while doing what he does best—taking down his victims in a fierce and fashionable manner. Go ahead, Michael, slay us with those boots!