Melania and food fascist RFK Jr. hatch a down-low plan to save Donald Trump

A recent report from Page Six has stirred up some buzz, claiming that Melania Trump and Robert F. Kennedy Jr. have teamed up to help improve Donald Trump’s health by encouraging a healthier diet. According to an insider, the duo is working together to move Trump away from his beloved fast food, like Big Macs and KFC, towards leaner proteins, vegetables, and salads. Melania, who has always been mindful of her own eating habits and fitness routine, is reportedly cooking more family meals at Trump Tower and urging her husband to make healthier choices.

The report also highlights Melania’s health-conscious lifestyle, with mentions of her regular visits to spas and commitment to skin care and workouts. It’s said that she’s been just as vigilant about their son Barron’s eating habits since his childhood, emphasizing a healthy diet.

However, not everyone is buying into the narrative. Another “insider” dismissed the idea, claiming Trump eats whatever he pleases—referencing his typical McDonald’s order of two Big Macs, two Filet-O-Fish sandwiches, and a chocolate malted. Two former Trump aides further confirmed his love for fast food, especially KFC.

Interestingly, the story seems to follow the recent viral photo of Trump’s allies enjoying McDonald’s on a private jet, which some took as a bit of an inside joke, especially considering RFK Jr.’s public stance against processed foods. The moment was even seen by some as a playful jab at critics on the political left, with one source suggesting that the team might have been “messing with them.”

This all ties into the broader narrative surrounding Kennedy, who has been vocal about his anti-processed food stance, advocating for healthier food policies like removing processed foods from school lunches and banning harmful additives. Despite his campaign for healthy living, the juxtaposition of the private jet photo raised some eyebrows about the sincerity of his own food choices.

While it’s unclear whether Melania’s efforts will make a difference in Trump’s eating habits, the scene offers a mix of humor, health debates, and a bit of political theater.